I wanna fucking tell that fucking Obama, fucking fucking. Fucking, uh, you fucking asshole, fuck. Black ass, damn it! WOULD YOU BE A HUMAN, FUCK, your daughter is being fucked, fuck, somewhere, fuck, fuck. She's probably studying, fuck knows where, fuck, fuck, and children are dying in Ukraine, fuck. Why the fuck? Why children should, they should children, hey, eternal children, fuck it. This is our future, fuck it. And you fucking Shit, bitch? Fuck you, fuck! You live somewhere on the continent fuck, they know where the fuck. Hul, are you getting in here? Fuck Russians. Remember. I have a fucking good fucking person. I'll give him, bitch, damn it, I'll give the money, shob those, bitch, I fucked a bullet in my brain, fuck it, and so that you spin, fuck it, and never climb here. Got it? You fucking cattle, damn it!
I have to ask you about Sticky. You and him are probably great friends. I can only say that when he was being transported in the form of an eLik from the Incubator, a gang of raff fired at the mechos, and then he almost drowned. These childhood experiences were imprinted on his character...
I once corresponded with Sticky with blankets. Under his messages he signed the PODISHEVSKY SUFFERER. The dude is incredible! Doesn't believe in Little Tsyk, thick muzzle ...
Hear the story of how Sticky became an advisor. Somehow other elipods wanted to blow him up for name-calling, but out of fear he huddled into the adviser's cave and devoured the reserves of phlegm. I couldn't get out. Since then, his contented face has become familiar to all vangers.
Zeekatuha is cheerful, chewed ear is me. Best friend of Vangers and other wheeled rabble. In my escave, you will always receive good advice, the ultimate truth or selected toxic. Listen to your Zeekatuha and you won't be lost!
What, Zeekatuha? We must be patient with her and all the inhabitants of the BiZone. After all, these are born cycles, albeit mired in ignorance. Zeekatuha, I am sure, reads the blankets and dreams of returning under the wing of Little Tsyk. But pride interferes with her.
-20 pcs. dumpings -half a glass of water -for frying vegetable oil -salt to taste -according to the taste of spices
How to cook: Heat vegetable oil in a frying pan and put frozen dumplings. Fry them over medium heat on all sides, stirring often so that they do not stick. Add salt and spices to taste. When the dumplings become golden brown, pour water, cover with a lid and wait for the liquid to evaporate completely over maximum heat.
Serve with any sauce. A good option is to mix mayonnaise with chopped parsley and crushed garlic.
The bosses had just gone on vacation and Stepanida Kozlova relaxed a little - just like you! Right in her home boutique of cosmetics "Buck", where she works as a make-up model, someone stole her favorite handbag! Well, at least the loss was quickly found, and the mistress of the real trifle - a cheap bracelet - was lost. Moreover, a similar one remained on his hand: a colleague Zina, whose car suddenly exploded right at the gas station, handed it to Styopa in the hospital. Before her death, a friend begged tearfully not to give the trinket to her dear aunt Ira, who also works in the "Bak" store and builds saleswomen no worse than an army ensign. Stepasha fulfilled the request, and, as it turned out, in vain! At night, looking at her, they kicked her out of the rented apartment, and the next morning they carried out the body of a girl very similar to Styopa ... It seems that this bracelet is not so simple, and she is in serious danger!
Russian show business has shark jaws and a bull terrier's grip. When a famous Moscow producer suddenly dies, a greedy pack pounces on his talented ward in a selfish desire to grab a fatter piece for themselves. No one cares about feelings, a living person becomes an unnamed object of law. If he dares to rebel, he will simply be destroyed, and the fact that the object has a pregnant bride is such a trifle that does not deserve attention ...
A girl comes to a restaurant, orders coffee. The waiter brings coffee. The girl sniffs: "Why does coffee smell like dirty male dicks?" "It can't be, - the waiter says, - Here, compare." And pulls a dirty man's cock out of his pants. "He smells like dirty man's hands," she says. "Oh, how embarrassing," the waiter blushes, puts a dirty man's cock in a cup and rinses. The girl sniffs the cup: "The smell has intensified." “Change your hands,” the waiter suggests. The girl swaps her right hand with her left, the cup remains in the same hand. "Well, you give, - the waiter is surprised, - on the other hand, smell it." The girl turns the cup over, the coffee is poured onto the table. "How awkward I am," the girl laments. The waiter puts a clean male cock in a cup and pours a clean male coffee. "And you know how to surprise" - the girl is surprised in surprise. “I can’t do that,” the waiter proudly replies. "Now the coffee smells like pure male members," the girl says. “But now coffee is neuter,” the waiter says thoughtfully, “I liked your hand trick, let's do this: you swap places with my pure male member, then swap places with coffee. The girl performs the indicated manipulations. "How are you feeling?" The waiter asks. “I’m poured into a cup,” the girl replies. Dick sniffs a girl: "Smells like pure female dicks" "That is great!" The waiter is happy. The member changes places with coffee and returns to its original place, the girl drinks coffee, after which he also changes places with her. "Did it really work out?" - The girl is surprised. "Yes, I myself did not understand what it was now," the waiter shrugs, "but you, nevertheless, change your seat at another table, this smelly smell of dirty male dicks."
I'm a trucker. There is no sex for months. Recently I was driving along the bypass and I wanted to relax. He stopped, an experienced "worker" got into the car. She said that she has been working as a prostitute since she was 16. From the trucker and flew. While she was giving me a blowjob, I climbed in this group. She saw it and said: "Today you don't have to pay for services." I was surprised and asked why. She replied: “I am grateful that you are subscribed to this public, so Pavel Bystrov will suck you off tomorrow too. What bitches think I can’t edit your posts?